Director: Andrew V. McLaglen
Writers: Ken Kolb, Herb Meadow (creator)
PARKER FENNELLY as Rupe Bosworth, PAUL JASMIN as Hank Bosworth,
WARREN OATES as John Bosworth, KEVIN HAGEN as Ed Bosworth,
JACQUELIN MAYO as Janie Bosworth, S. JOHN LAUNER as Roy Daggett,
JON LORMER as Judge Cates, OLAN SOULE as Hotel Carlton Desk Clerk,
FRED DALE as Sheriff,
This gun is the only thing you two understand.
Vicious scum like you who sent a mutilated cat
To a young girl as a wedding present.
I’m very sorry, sir. I don’t know how the mix-up occurred,
But the suite simply won’t be vacant until tomorrow.
All right. Give us any old room for tonight.
I can’t do that. The hotel’s entirely filled up. There isn’t one vacancy.
May I be of some assistance?
I guess not. Not unless you talk him into giving us a room.
I’m sorry, but as I’ve told you,
The bridal suite won’t be vacant until tomorrow.
Yeah. Fine way to start out a honeymoon.
I guess we’ll just have to find someplace else.
I think you’ll have a lot of difficulty.
There’s a cattlemen’s convention in san francisco
And most places are filled.
We’ve only got three days here.
Why don’t you take my suite tonight.
But where would you sleep?
If all goes well, I won’t.
Some gentlemen I know are planning an all-night card game.
We’d be much obliged, but how come you’d do this for us?
Because it gives me pleasure.
Give them the extra key to my suite.
Yes, sir. Right away.
I’d like to pay you for this.
I’ll tell you what:
You can have breakfast ready for me in the morning.
I’ll see you then.
Right up the stairs to your right.
We’ll send your luggage up.
This came in the mail for Bosworth.
I suspect it’s a wedding present.
Oh, Thank you.
The clerk said your name is Paladin.
I’m Henry Bosworth and this is Janie Martin.
I mean, Janie Bosworth.
You’ll get used to that new name.
Your breakfast is ready.
My poor kitten.
Don’t cry, honey.
“don’t come back or this might happen to you.”
Who would do this?
My brothers. Half-brothers. They’re vicious.
Why would they do a thing like this?
About a month ago, I helped dad throw them off the ranch.
They said they’d get even with both of us.
Would they harm your father?
I never thought so.
This makes me think differently.
I’m starting back now.
Wait a minute…
This gift has upset your wife.
I’ll go to your father.
You stay here and follow when Janie feels better.
Why do you want to get mixed up in this?
It’s my profession.
Would you mind tossing that thing up here, stranger?
A little off-center.
Set another one up on the railing over there, will you?
They’re in that gunnysack.
You want something?
Just to meet you.
Social call, eh?
There’s a jug in back of the chair here.
Dud. That’s the trouble with homemade shells.
You gonna hold that jug or make use of it?
It’s nice of you to drop in. Who are you?
My name is Paladin.
Your son suggested I come and see you.
I met him in San Francisco.
He seemed to think you might
Be having trouble with the older boys.
Yeah, that’s possible.
They ain’t much good.
Their mother was a violent woman.
She liked to wring chicken’s necks.
Do you think there’s any possibility
Those boys might try to harm you?
They said they would.
Blow my rotten carcass full of holes.
Or perhaps I should go and see them.
Have a talk with them and convince them they shouldn’t try.
Yes, I’d be obliged.
I don’t believe I could shoot one of ’em
Even if they did come around here.
Sentimental, I guess.
Where can I find them?
They’re holed up in a cabin up on the North Fork Road.
Hey, before you go… You any good with that gun you carry?
Yeah. You go have a talk with him.
You might go out by way of the West Quarter.
Take a look at the crop.
And see if it’s ready for harvest?
Ain’t gonna be no harvest.
You ever see 200 acres of sweet peas in bloom?
They’re worth looking at.
Smell good, too.
There, that’s your share. This is mine.
How come you get twice as many as me?
That’s because I’m generous. If I was selfish,
I’d take the whole bunch.
I’m the one did the stealin’.
All you did was sit around and keep the old fool busy.
But it was my plan.
Seems like every time you divvy something up,
I always get the short end.
That’s the way the brains is divided up.
You stop that kinda talk! I ain’t gonna listen.
Come in. Slow.
Is your name Bosworth?
Maybe. What do you want?
I just want to see what kind of scum would send
A mutilated cat to a young girl as a wedding present.
Who you callin’ names?
Shut up, Ed.
It ain’t easy sending a gift to a girl who’s got everything.
What business is it of yours?
I hear that you had trouble with your father.
You threatened to harm him.
You heard that, did you?
Just how well do you know my old man?
Well enough to like him.
We know him a little better than that, don’t we?
We know him well enough to know he’s crazy.
That’s beside the point.
My question to you was,
Did you threaten to harm him?
Ain’t it just like that wild old coot to say something like that?
As a matter of fact, we don’t mean no harm to him at all.
We want him to be in the best kind of place,
With the best kind of people
So everybody’s gonna understand him.
You’re trying to have him committed?
That’s what you’re trying to do?
We already saw the sheriff and we got the papers swore out.
I’d appreciate it if you told the old fool
That’s just what we gonna do.
Crazy, huh? They say I’m crazy.
That’s what yourolder two boys say,
And they’re gonna try and prove it.
Do you think they can do it?
I don’t know. What do the other people in this community think about you?
They might say I’m a bit off.
Take the little matter of Jasper here.
Most people think an owl is a funny pet.
But I like him. He’s my friend.
He teaches me a lot of things.
He knows enough to keep his mouth shut.
Not chattering all the time like a parrot.
He sleeps when he wants, wakes up when he wants,
Makes his own schedule.
So do I.
Have you ever caged him?
I let him out at night to hunt.
He comes back every morning.
He’s better than a watchdog, too.
If I was to yell, he’d be on you in a minute.
You see them talons?
Will anyone else?
Why do you keep the rest
of this house locked up?
Why should I open it up?
There’s nothing but dust and sadness in them rooms.
I’m an old man, Paladin.
I’ve outlived two wives. A bad one and a good one.
And I’ve raised three boys.
Two of them want to kill me for what I own.
At least you have a fine son in hank.
I hope he gets here soon, we’re going to need his testimony.
Testimony? Is this business going to court?
I’ll ride into town today and see what kind of a hearing you can expect.
I’ll try to stop it, but you’d better be prepared.
Prepared for what?
If the sheriff comes out here to serve you with a paper
To appear, don’t cause any trouble.
You’re gonna need all the friends you can get.
All right. I’ll be tame as a housecat.
Do you always do that?
Sure. I hate to do dishes,
So I buy a new set in town every week for a dollar.
I throw them away when they’re dirty.
Anything wrong with that?
No. Nothing at all, no!
He’s nice fella, jasper.
My name is paladin. Are you mr. Daggett?
I understand you’re
the only lawyer in town.
I am the only person
who’s duly authorized
And licensed to
interpret the law.
Did you wish an appointment?
It’s about Rupe Bosworth’s
I believe you know
I’ve been engaged
to see whether mr. Bosworth
Is confined to an institution
which can give him proper care.
What kind of a hearing
will there be?
There’ll be a three man commission composed of
A circuit judge, an elected public official
And a doctor specializing in mental defects.
They should arrive by tomorrow.
Mr. Daggett, I’m asking you to drop these charges.
On what grounds?
is that of yours?
On the grounds that the charges
are false and malicious.
I appeal to your
What’s he doing here?
I don’t know.
I was merely trying to find out
If this shyster had been misinformed.
Get out of this
office right now.
Do you hear?
Seems to be a little
Throw him out of here!
That’s a pleasure.
Don’t you dare hit me!
Hank, when did you
About noon today.
Where’s your dad?
The sheriff took him
to jail, mr. Paladin.
He came to serve papers on dad
to appear at a Saturday hearing.
I warned your dad
not to cause any trouble.
He didn’t mean to.
He was being polite as pie. Without
thinking, he started to reach for his rifle.
The sheriff got scared and
started yellin’ all kinds of orders
And that woke up Jasper.
Jasper swooped down and put
those talons into the sheriff
And the sheriff shot him.
Feathers all over the kitchen.
And your dad
went for the sheriff.
We’re gonna have quite
a time proving he’s sane now.
How do you feel?
As well as I can since
I messed everything up.
Don’t worry about it.
The judge and commissioners arrive today,
Your hearing will be this afternoon.
What are my chances?
It’s hard to say.
Everything depends on whether or not we can prove
That the boys are trying to put you away so they can seize your property.
It’s gonna be hard to prove anything on them.
John, he’s awful sly.
Why did you put them off the place?
’cause of another smart idea of john’s.
He took out fire insurance on the house…
Let hank tell you. He knows.
Hank and I will do the best we can for you.
Gonna be any outsiders at this business?
It’s a public hearing. Anyone who’s interested can attend.
I imagine some of your neighbors will.
Then I best keep still.
I ain’t so good at talking in front of people.
Especially when they already think I ain’t… Quite right.
I’ll say whatever has to be said.
I hate to ask you, but could you do me one more favor?
See that jasper has a decent burial.
They took me away before I could do it.
We have here before you a man
Who is a danger to the entire community.
He lives like a savage in a single room
While his large, comfortable house remains locked and barred.
He has rich farmlands which he lays waste by planting worthless crops.
This is a man whose mind is dangerously unbalanced.
He must be committed to an institution For his own welfare.
And for the safety of those around him.
Does the defendant have anything to say in answer to these charges?
If the defendant has no explanation to offer, then this commission has no choice in its verdict.
Your honor, my name is paladin.
And we have an explanation.
Are you the defendant’s legal counsel?
I’m his friend.
He has no counsel.
Very well. Proceed.
Your honor, rupe bosworth is as sane as any man in this room.
His two sons are trying to have him committed
Solely to gain possession of his property.
This is an open hearing, not a criminal court Mr. Daggett.
Proceed, Mr. Paladin.
The final argument between the father and the two sons
Occurred when they tried to burn down the house
In order to collect on a fire insurance policy
They’d taken on the place.
Can you prove
I’d like you to hear Henry Bosworth.
Step over here, young man.
I was mending harnesses in the barn
When I saw Ed pour kerosene on the back porch.
I yelled but he kept right at it.
I had to do something, so I fired a shot
To the back of the house where Dad was sleeping.
He came out in time to catch John with a torch ready to fire the place.
Dad and I threw him off.
I guess they meant to burn Dad up with the house.
Had there ever been trouble before?
Sure, there was the blowing up of Cy henson’s place.
The time they stole Whit Grantley’s cattle.
Did these matters ever come
to the attention of the sheriff?
No, ’cause Dad always found out first
And settled it up in cash
so nobody complained.
Thank you, henry.
That’s all for now.
Now, your honor,
There is the matter of
bosworth’s eccentric behavior.
Let’s take these things in order.
First the “predatory animal.”
Rupe kept an owl because
it was a clean, quiet pet.
Destroyed rodents and ranch pests.
The owl attacked the sheriff
only when he threatened rupe.
Any watchdog would have done the same.
It’s been alleged that rupe lived
like a savage in a single room.
That is a lie.
His kitchen was neat,
A good deal more so than
If there’s any question
in the commission’s mind,
I’d suggest you gentlemen
examine both rooms
And make your own decision.
The rest of the house
is kept locked because
It would only be of nuisance
to clean and maintain.
And as for the rest,
Which of you gentlemen likes to do dishes?
And which one of you has ever lived in a house
With a cuckoo clock without ever at some time feeling an impulse to smash it?
So that we have finally 200 acres of sweet peas
To prove or disprove mr. Bosworth’s sanity.
Thirty years of hard work have made rupe financially independent.
He doesn’t need a money crop on that land.
And I don’t know how anyone could look at that 200 acres of color and beauty
And say it was a foolish thing to do.
I believe this commission has enough
facts at its disposal to reach a decision.
This is outrageous!
would say anything
To do john and edward out
of their rightful inheritance.
I have a document here
I’d like to read.
I’ll be reading it without mr.
Bosworth’s knowledge or consent,
But I believe
it’s pertinent evidence.
Very well. Proceed.
“I, rupe bosworth, being of
sound mind and aging body
“do hereby make this
last will and testament.
“to my son, henry,
I leave the 500 acres
“adjoining the thousand
he received as a wedding gift.
“the remaining 3,000 acres I
leave to my sons, john and edward,
“to share as they see fit.
“I sincerely hope that hard
work and responsibility
“of ownership will teach them
what I have not been able to.
“that honesty and self-discipline
are a man’s best assets.
“signed, rupe bosworth.”
This will was made right after
henry’s wedding a week ago.
It leaves equal shares to all three brothers.
Henry knew the contents. He had no reason to lie.
It is the verdict
of this commission
That rupert bosworth
We can’t begin to pay you
for what you did.
We’ll talk about
You did a real fine
job in there, paladin.
I just wanna see you
get paid off.
You can’t commit
a murder here.
Fire a shot in this alley, there’ll be
dozens of people out here in seconds.
This ain’t gonna
be no murder.
This gonna be real legal.
You gonna draw on ol’ ed!
And I’m gonna shoot you
to save old ed’s life.
You gonna have
that gun in your hand,
And dagget there’s
gonna be my witness!
You turn around there
and face ed.
You gonna let him
do this to you, ed?
Do what to me?
He’s gonna let me draw and
kill you before he shoots me,
And I can do it, you know.
Get on with it!
Wait a minute!
Why would he do that?
You heard the will.
With you dead, he gets three
thousand acres of prime land.
Maybe I ought to hold the gun
and let you draw on him.
You do like you’re told.
That’s what you were
gonna do, wasn’t it?
Sheriff, you’d better get
this one to a doctor’s office.
His lawyer will
tell you what happened.
I’ll come around later
and tell you the truth.
Daggett, you’re gonna lose
another case when you try
And defend this one
on a murder charge.
Why did it have
to turn out this way?
What did I do wrong?
Wasn’t your fault,
You did all
you could for him.
I remember them as kids.
Playing marbles in the dirt.
They can’t do anything
to efface that memory now.
Think about the fine
son you have in hank.
The fine grandchildren you’ll
have in the future.
Let’s ride on out
past those flowers.
We’ll think about
what’s good in the world