121-“Out at the Old Ballpark”

 (1 Oct. 1960)

Paladin is summoned to ump when warring baseball clubs besiege Whiskey Slide. Almost everyone in the cattle town bets heavily on their local cowpokes versus a barnstorming pro

Director: Richard Boone, Writers: Herb Meadow (creator), Frank Pierson

John Larch … McNagle

J. Pat O’Malley … Marcus Goodbaby

Jack Albertson … Mayor Whiteside

Jan Harrison … Mrs. Cassell

Sandy Kenyon … Orator Oudry

Perry Cook … Sheriff Fix

Hal Needham … Shaw

John Daheim … Pitcher (as John J. Day)

Ted Hamilton … Catcher

Lisa Lu … Hey Girl

Peggy Rea … Peggy

Paladin’s resume includes serving under Gen. Abner Doubleday in the Civil War, and witnessing the first openly pro team, the Cincinnati Red Stockings play in 1869, so Mayor Whiteside, Sheriff Fix, and Chicago Bears manager Marcus

Goodbaby ink the expensive free agent ump.Written byDavid Stevens

Trivia

The title makes reference to a “ball park” which used to be what the stadium that a baseball team played in was called in the early part of the twentieth century.
Mr. Goodbaby,
your baseball team has turned a peaceful town into a battlefield!

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What you need is an umpire…

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with a gun.

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All your admiration is for nothing,

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if you are in prison.

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Prison?

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All the mail this week
are bills.

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Now, you must pay them
or they arrest you.

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Oh, dear.

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Forgive me if I take the liberty.

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“Four killings in two days close Whiskey Slide Mines.

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“Baseball game ends in…

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“Baseball game ends in multiple murder.

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“Mayor of town calls for armistice

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“after seventh-
inning massacre.

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“‘Our only hope,’ says the
mayor, ‘is an honest umpire.

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“‘But one is not to be found
in Whiskey Slide.'”

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Funny…

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but your creditors
aren’t laughing.

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Uh-huh.

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Uh, no, no.

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Well…

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here is a modern Diogenes

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with a new plan for
finding an honest man.

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Get out of our way!

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Unless’n you want
your head shot off.

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Mister, the next time
you shoot, you shoot to kill,

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or don’t you shoot at all!

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Ask him does he
play second base.

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Sorry about your horse.

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You can go get him now.

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And leave us
fight in peace!

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All right.

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How’s that, you hamstrung,
bow-legged cow pusher?!

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That you?!
The catcher?

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You were the one busted
Jay McCoy with the bat!

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Boys, play the
game out fairly!

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That’s all we ask.

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Fair? Fair?!

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Who’s talking fair?!

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You’re the one come right off
the bench and caught that foul

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and tried
to call a third out!

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Now, don’t read at me
with that rulebook!

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Them rules don’t say nothing
but what you do is right!

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And what we do is wrong!

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Back! Back!

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Quiet! Quiet!

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Well, it’s these fellas from
Cooperstown, they begun it!

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Now, Mr. Mayor- a ball team-
that’s how they make their living.

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They come in here and dast the
boys at the last chance to a game

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and now we can’t
go out in that street.

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Please, Mayor Whiteside,

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I’d like to speak
as an interested citizen.

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Every penny we’ve got is tied
up on bets made in that game.

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Either break it up or
make them finish the game.

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What do you want?

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I understood you were
looking for an honest man.

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Oh, you be Paladin?

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I be Paladin.

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Uh, this the man you sent for, Mayor? Yeah!

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You’re too late
even if you are honest.

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Well, perhaps if you told me
what’s happened.

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Well, see, they begun
betting on the game.

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Well, they got to the top
of the seventh inning,

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and then they begun fighting
with their fists.

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And now, the game’s
hung up 73 to 68,

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their side ahead.

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And there ain’t a dime
for a loaf of bread

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in this town that
ain’t bet on it.

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Newspaper said
some men were killed.

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Oh-ho-ho, that’s
just wild talk.

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The boys got to drinking and
fighting back here in town.

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Well, as you can see,
some of the boys been

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patched up where
they was leaking.

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Well, it’s just luck
that nobody was killed.

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That was before
Mr. Paladin came with his gun.

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Now, now, Mrs. Cassell, uh…

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Since this game began,
everything else has stopped.

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I believe the men would soon
kill over their little game

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than they would to stop
the robbing of their homes.

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And it won’t help to…

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to hire a man who makes
a profession of it.

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Well, now, that’s true.

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This here is just a ball game.

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Tempers are mite out of hand

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and half the men
on the field are friends

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or kin.

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In the East,
they have a thing

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called an “umpire”
for this sort of thing.

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And that’s all I propose to do-
umpire the game,

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force them to finish it fairly.

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Sure. Sure.

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Make them get out there
and finish that game.

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Your Honor,
I understand that this town

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will pay $1,000 for anyone
who ends the baseball game.

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Why, yes, yes,
that’s true.

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Shall we say, uh,
half now and, uh,

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half when the
final out is made?

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Done.

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All in favor?

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Aye.

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For your sakes,
I hope that Mr. Paladin

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can hold his temper.

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Good day.

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Hey, now.
Whoa, hold it!

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Hold it, now!

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Told you to press off, dude!

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Maybe he come back
to play second base.

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I came back to make you men
a proposition!

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Go on!

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The only way you’re going to get
this baseball game played

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is by finding an honest umpire!

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It’s just us
and them, dude!

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Try and find an
honest man among them!

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And they won’t trust none of us! No!

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Why, you’re
a bunch of thieves,

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that’s what’s
the matter with you!

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You’re trying to rob
the whole game!

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Now…

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I’m the only stranger in town…

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I’ve got nothing bet
on either side,

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but I do have some experience

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in matters of violence! Sir?

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Sir, may I ask why you
involve yourself at all?

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The honest people
of this town

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want to get this game
played and over with.

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They’ve hired me
to umpire it for you.

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Now, I owe nothing
to either side.

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You ever played baseball?

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I was with Colonel Doubleday
at Chancellorsburg!

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I saw games in the National
League in Cincinnati!

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And in 1876,

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I saw Candy Cummings throw
the first curve ball!

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I reckon maybe you could offset
that rule book at that.

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What about him, Goodbaby?

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All I have wanted
from the very start

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is clean play
and good sportsmanship.

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It’s not important
who wins.

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However,
with your help, sir,

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perhaps we can teach our lesson.

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We’re willing.

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Mr. McNagle, let us try
one inning with Mister, uh…

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Paladin! With Mr. Paladin
as official umpire.

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The score is 73 to 68,
in our favor!

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No!

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No, no, you listen!

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Them last 14 runs was run off

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while half our team
was fighting!

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And the other half
was running for cover!

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No, no, no…!

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Gentlemen!

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There seems to be
some discussion about the score.

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However, it is very close.

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So, as of this moment,
you are officially… tied!

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I believe there are
two more innings to play.

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Well, all right, all right.

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We’ve got to get
this ball game over.

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Gentlemen, to the ballpark!

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All right, Mr. McNagle.

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Mr. Paladin!

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Mr. Paladin, a word
with these boys?

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All right, Goodbaby,
make it quick.

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Thank you.

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Men, although there’s
a great deal wagered

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on what we do here today,

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we are met on
this playing field

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not to worship,
uh, Mammon,

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but to please the sporting
heart of the gods.

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So, let us keep
our temper.

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Play hard but fair.

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Win with grace.

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Lose with good heart.

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I thank you.

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Now, Mr. Umpire,
our batter is ready.

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Thank you, Mr. Goodbaby.

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All right, McNagle,
take the field.

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Let’s go!
Let’s go!

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All right…

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Wait a minute!

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Now, what do you call that?

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They got their ball
and we got our’n.

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Oh?

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I think that’ll do
nicely for both sides.

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All right, gentlemen!

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Play ball!

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Mine! Mine!

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Boo!

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Let’s go!
Let’s go!

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Safe!

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Now, wait a minute!

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Wait a minute!

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I threw it a mile
ahead of him!

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There’s one thing
you forgot!

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The first baseman has
got to catch the ball.

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Now, where’s the ball?!

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Right there it is,
on the ground!

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Now, do you want
to accept that?

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Or you want to go
on fighting a war

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indefinitely in this town?

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He has a gun, Mr. Umpire.

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Mr. Goodbaby, you quoted Pope
to me about sportsmanship.

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I will quote Plutarch
to Mr. McNagle.

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“Though small boys throw
stones at frogs and sport,

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“yet the frogs
die not in sport,

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but die in earnest.”

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I have to protect
myself, I will!

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All right!

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You’re blind!

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But you be just as blind for us
as you are for them,

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you hear?!

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Very well done,
Mr. Paladin.

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Very well done.

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Goodbaby, play ball.

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Oh, yes.

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Now!

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Of course.
Thank you.

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All right, take the field!

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Come on.

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Play ball!

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I got it!

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He caught it!

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Oh, yes, yes, ma’am!

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Darn fool game!
It’s a fool’s game!

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Play ball!

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Mine, mine, mine… Oh!

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How do you like that?!

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You know what to do
now, don’t you?

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Yeah.
Good boy.

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Play ball!

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Batter’s hit.

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Take your base.

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Goodbaby, get the next
batter up there.

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All right, play ball.

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Hit him!

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He dropped the ball.

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Safe!

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Well done, my boy.

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Safe!

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The man is safe.

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Get the next batter up there.

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Play ball.

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That’s not fair!

244
00:15:29,361 –> 00:15:30,327
Take your base.

245
00:15:30,395 –> 00:15:31,728
This man goes to second base.

246
00:15:51,716 –> 00:15:53,150
Next batter!

247
00:15:53,218 –> 00:15:55,419
Now, come on, get up!

248
00:16:06,431 –> 00:16:08,966
Safe!
Safe at all bases!

249
00:16:09,033 –> 00:16:10,133
Safe!
No!

250
00:16:26,318 –> 00:16:27,984
No!

251
00:17:00,652 –> 00:17:02,420
Sorry, fella.

252
00:17:02,487 –> 00:17:04,688
That was a mighty fine catch.

253
00:17:56,073 –> 00:17:57,707
And takes first base.

254
00:17:57,775 –> 00:17:58,942
Good boy.

255
00:17:59,177 –> 00:18:01,044
What do you mean?!
He didn’t even try!

256
00:18:03,147 –> 00:18:06,617
Play ball! Play ball!

257
00:18:21,132 –> 00:18:22,599
Throw me the ball!

258
00:18:30,375 –> 00:18:31,542
Throw him the ball!

259
00:18:31,709 –> 00:18:33,944
You knucklehead,
what was that?!

260
00:18:34,012 –> 00:18:35,880
What’s the matter with you?!

261
00:18:38,116 –> 00:18:41,552
It-It was going to be what
you call a double play.

262
00:18:41,620 –> 00:18:42,753
It just come to me.

263
00:18:43,054 –> 00:18:43,787
Just come to you?

264
00:18:43,854 –> 00:18:45,155
I oughta bust you one!

265
00:18:45,222 –> 00:18:46,990
Well, ask him, ask the umpire.

266
00:18:47,057 –> 00:18:49,559
I get the ball to the second
baseman ahead of the runner.

267
00:18:49,627 –> 00:18:51,695
He’s out, right?
Right. Gentlemen…?

268
00:18:51,763 –> 00:18:53,062
Wait, the second baseman

269
00:18:53,130 –> 00:18:56,065
gets the darlin’ throw
over to the first baseman

270
00:18:56,133 –> 00:18:57,901
ahead of the runner, he’s out.

271
00:18:57,968 –> 00:18:59,869
Double play!

272
00:18:59,937 –> 00:19:01,171
We win!
Who’s the knucklehead?

273
00:19:01,238 –> 00:19:02,673
What kind of
playing is that?!

274
00:19:02,740 –> 00:19:06,042
Gentlemen, the ball
is still in play.

275
00:19:12,850 –> 00:19:15,485
Oh, I say!

276
00:19:19,691 –> 00:19:22,225
Next batter,
get him up there.

277
00:19:22,260 –> 00:19:24,662
Play ball!

278
00:19:30,835 –> 00:19:31,902
Get ready!

279
00:19:35,507 –> 00:19:36,273
Run!

280
00:19:53,991 –> 00:19:56,059
He just nicked me!
He just nicked you?

281
00:19:56,127 –> 00:19:58,629
Safe!

282
00:20:01,031 –> 00:20:03,933
Can I have a little quiet?!

283
00:20:04,001 –> 00:20:07,036
Now, the score is tied

284
00:20:07,104 –> 00:20:09,105
and McNagle, it’s
a good thing for you

285
00:20:09,173 –> 00:20:12,142
that Mr. Goodbaby’s first baseman
was only nicked in the arm.

286
00:20:12,209 –> 00:20:14,444
We’re no better off
than we were.

287
00:20:14,512 –> 00:20:16,480
Before they were just fighting
because they were drunk

288
00:20:16,547 –> 00:20:18,548
and there wasn’t
much else to do.

289
00:20:18,616 –> 00:20:21,318
Now they shed their blood
on the ball field.

290
00:20:21,386 –> 00:20:24,120
We can still finish
this ball game

291
00:20:24,188 –> 00:20:26,356
if I can disarm both teams.

292
00:20:26,424 –> 00:20:29,559
You mean you intend
to go on with this madness?

293
00:20:29,594 –> 00:20:33,897
Well, I think they’ve
learned a lesson.

294
00:20:33,964 –> 00:20:36,500
Lesson in what?

295
00:20:36,567 –> 00:20:39,536
The game teaches
nothing but brutality,

296
00:20:39,604 –> 00:20:42,506
uh, and time wasting.

297
00:20:44,776 –> 00:20:47,344
Well, if you insist,
Mr. Paladin.

298
00:20:47,412 –> 00:20:48,878
The professionals will win

299
00:20:48,946 –> 00:20:51,615
and our poor boys will lose
everything they own.

300
00:20:51,683 –> 00:20:52,949
They ain’t gonna win!

301
00:20:53,017 –> 00:20:54,351
I’ll say!
They can’t!

302
00:20:54,419 –> 00:20:57,454
Now, I would like
to add something here.

303
00:20:57,522 –> 00:20:58,789
Mr. Goodbaby,

304
00:20:58,856 –> 00:21:03,193
will you agree to play this
game if I disarm both teams?

305
00:21:03,260 –> 00:21:04,695
What?

306
00:21:04,762 –> 00:21:06,563
Why, I, uh…

307
00:21:06,631 –> 00:21:09,366
Well, I…

308
00:21:09,434 –> 00:21:11,067
suppose so.

309
00:21:11,135 –> 00:21:14,371
They’re asking a lot
playing against these savages.

310
00:21:14,439 –> 00:21:15,572
Goodbaby, that’s
the last time…!

311
00:21:15,640 –> 00:21:17,173
No, wai- aah!

312
00:21:18,142 –> 00:21:20,711
Now, you first.

313
00:21:24,949 –> 00:21:28,184
Thank you.

314
00:21:28,252 –> 00:21:31,087
Now… Mr. Goodbaby.

315
00:21:31,155 –> 00:21:34,725
Surely, sir, you don’t
think that I carry a gun.

316
00:21:34,892 –> 00:21:36,193
Surely, sir, I don’t think

317
00:21:36,260 –> 00:21:38,062
you’re as big a fool
as you seem.

318
00:21:38,229 –> 00:21:40,430
Oh.

319
00:21:45,603 –> 00:21:46,537
Good.

320
00:21:51,242 –> 00:21:52,709
All right, now,
they agreed.

321
00:21:52,777 –> 00:21:54,912
We play the game.

322
00:21:54,979 –> 00:21:57,948
With Paladin here the only
man with a gun on the field.

323
00:21:58,016 –> 00:21:59,783
Get them on.
Come on.

324
00:22:00,985 –> 00:22:03,186
Now, we gotta get this over.
I miss me wife.

325
00:22:03,254 –> 00:22:04,487
All right, let’s go.

326
00:22:15,633 –> 00:22:18,468
Mr. Paladin, you know, my men
are hardly foolhardy enough

327
00:22:18,536 –> 00:22:20,537
to play without some
guarantee of protection.

328
00:22:20,605 –> 00:22:23,774
Well, what’s the matter,
Mr. Goodbaby?

329
00:22:23,841 –> 00:22:26,944
Those clumsy, awkward cowboys
you were gonna swindle,

330
00:22:27,011 –> 00:22:28,879
they turn out to be
too tough to beat?

331
00:22:28,947 –> 00:22:31,682
If that’s the case, you come on
down there to that ball field

332
00:22:31,749 –> 00:22:33,817
and you learn your own lesson:

333
00:22:33,885 –> 00:22:35,485
Lose with grace.

334
00:22:35,553 –> 00:22:36,920
Oh, it isn’t that.

335
00:22:37,121 –> 00:22:42,426
You see, we don’t have the
cash to pay off if we lose.

336
00:22:42,493 –> 00:22:44,961
We never thought they
could defeat us.

337
00:22:45,029 –> 00:22:48,298
But, well, then, that’s what
we thought in Gallup.

338
00:22:48,365 –> 00:22:50,634
It was that team of
Navajos in Gallup.

339
00:22:50,701 –> 00:22:52,168
They took everything.

340
00:22:52,236 –> 00:22:55,605
Well, I was certainly
mistaken about you.

341
00:22:55,673 –> 00:22:58,141
You’re just as big a fool
as you seem.

342
00:23:06,317 –> 00:23:08,318
Here, here, what’s
going on here?

343
00:23:13,157 –> 00:23:14,925
Here, here, what’s wrong?

344
00:23:14,992 –> 00:23:16,192
Mayor Whiteside,
what would you say

345
00:23:16,260 –> 00:23:18,161
if I told you this game
was called- tied.

346
00:23:18,228 –> 00:23:20,196
Called? Called on
account of what?

347
00:23:20,264 –> 00:23:22,265
On account of possible
early afternoon earthquakes

348
00:23:22,333 –> 00:23:24,534
followed by plague
and civil unrest.

349
00:23:24,602 –> 00:23:26,870
Well, now, wait a second.

350
00:23:26,938 –> 00:23:29,305
You got our guns in there?

351
00:23:29,340 –> 00:23:30,473
That’s the idea, Sheriff.

352
00:23:30,541 –> 00:23:31,908
That’s the only way
Mr. Goodbaby and his players

353
00:23:31,976 –> 00:23:33,376
could ever get out
of Whiskey Slide alive.

354
00:23:33,444 –> 00:23:35,545
But what about our money?

355
00:23:35,613 –> 00:23:37,781
Put it back in circulation,
Mr. Mayor,

356
00:23:37,849 –> 00:23:39,783
and don’t make any more
bets with strangers.

357
00:23:39,851 –> 00:23:42,585
Goodbaby, you hold it right here

358
00:23:42,654 –> 00:23:45,088
till I fire my gun.

359
00:23:57,101 –> 00:23:58,468
Mr. McNagle,
ladies and gentlemen,

360
00:23:58,536 –> 00:24:00,871
I wish to make
an announcement.

361
00:24:00,938 –> 00:24:02,806
What’s up?

362
00:24:05,877 –> 00:24:07,277
Hey, where’s Goodbaby and them?

363
00:24:08,345 –> 00:24:09,913
Now, hold it.

364
00:24:09,981 –> 00:24:11,882
I’m really doing you a favor.

365
00:24:11,949 –> 00:24:14,217
Mr. McNagle, what
you and your players

366
00:24:14,285 –> 00:24:16,186
would do to Mr. Goodbaby
and his players,

367
00:24:16,253 –> 00:24:17,821
if you won this game,

368
00:24:17,889 –> 00:24:19,923
would haunt your dreams
for the rest of your life.

369
00:24:20,224 –> 00:24:23,994
Dear, beautiful Mrs. Cassell,
I believe you were right.

370
00:24:24,062 –> 00:24:26,763
The West is not quite
ready for baseball.

371
00:24:26,898 –> 00:24:31,501
Gentlemen, you’ll find your
guns with the sheriff in Tucson.

372
00:24:31,736 –> 00:24:35,405
Good win, boys! A fine day!

373
00:24:51,355 –> 00:24:58,327
¶ “Have gun will travel,”
reads the card of a man ¶

374
00:24:58,395 –> 00:25:05,001
¶ A knight without armor
in a savage land ¶

375
00:25:05,069 –> 00:25:12,108
¶ His fast gun for hire
heeds the calling wind ¶

376
00:25:12,176 –> 00:25:22,118
¶ A soldier of fortune
is the man called Paladin ¶

377
00:25:22,186 –> 00:25:28,992
¶ Paladin, Paladin,
where do you roam? ¶

378
00:25:29,060 –> 00:25:35,331
¶ Paladin, Paladin,
far, far from home. ¶

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